| i gotta pack |
[Nov. 14th, 2004|01:46 pm] |
www.xanga.com/airen630
livejournalers, i'm not leaving...xanga is just a lot easier to update, and its not so damn slow. and you can do stuff you can't do in livejournal. okay? |
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[Nov. 13th, 2004|10:50 pm] |
I'm thinking about retiring the livejournal. Everyone else has a xanga, and the emo connotation of a livejournal is sort of annoying.
Any suggestions/comments/irate exclamations? |
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| ONE NIGHT ONLY |
[Oct. 25th, 2004|09:10 pm] |
Okay kids, for one night only I'm posting the Euro homework, so don't miss this shit. You fuckers all owe me.
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[Oct. 20th, 2004|06:50 pm] |
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| |  annoyed | ] |
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| | Rammstein - "Amerika" | ] |
People, can we please STOP licking barnetts asshole? seriously, its getting really gross. And I'm not going to name any names. Brent. So just, anyone who's doing it--like Brent--ought to just leave the anus alone. Because its starting to get out of hand. You know?
It started simply enough. Gotta get the respect, make the teacher like ya. People were reading extra shit, researching stuff that they thought might give them an edge. And then someone (someone being Brent) took it too far. Katrina had been sniveling for a while, but Brent just upped the ante; when Barnett was yelling at us, Brent provided this tidbit:
"I actually enjoy this class. I kinda see it as like a fun challenge."
Well, ex-fucking-scuse me. A fun challenge, eh? Marvelous. I'm sure the colleges heard that. A fun challenge. Wow, man. Way to get your tongue waaay into her bowels. No, seriously, I applaud you. Not everyone has what it takes to be a world class whore. Give yourself a hand.
I know what you're saying: I'm exaggerating, its not as bad as I make it out to be. Oh yeah? Next time Brent raises his hand, look at him. He doesn't blink. At ALL. He takes this huge breath and just spews out this bullshit. Check it out if you don't believe me.
In fairness, it isn't just Brent. Licking ass seems to be a theme in senior year. Granted, I suppose a little sucking up is required every now and then, but sweet jesus people, keep your pride. Don't enjoy the taste of the end of the alimentary canal. Its bad form. And its making me sick. |
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| aHA! |
[Oct. 18th, 2004|08:57 pm] |
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| |  shocked | ] |
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| | Rammstein - Morganstern | ] |
Are Rammstein gay?
No. All members of Rammstein have either children, have been married, are currently married, or has a girlfriend(s) at this time.
http://www.rammsteinsite.com/faq_band.html#band1 |
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| www.cp-usa.org |
[Oct. 13th, 2004|06:24 pm] |
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http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm
Bush? Kerry? Thats all I hear anymore. And its getting old. Its obvious you guys have no idea whats going on. So I figured I'd just go ahead and help you guys out. No need to thank me.
Are you an asshole? Do you wear square-rimmed glasses, go for days without showering properly, and carry around a notebook with poetry in it. Maybe you think war isn't right, and like Blauvelt and Taking Back Sunday? Maybe you smoke obscene amounts of pot. If that sounds like you, you want Kerry.
Or maybe you don't like minorities, or poor people? Maybe you're generally an insensitive prick who hates diversity? Or perhaps you enjoy war, and cut out news articles about troop casualties for use later as paper for wrapping presents for your three-year-old nephew? Maybe you think parents should be allowed to beat the shit out of their children as long as they have a "good reason." Maybe you long for a teacher like Darlington, as opposed to the APland philosophies of Barnett and Blauvelt? If that's more your taste, you want Bush.
There are other parties, you know. It is not just Bush vs. Kerry. I know this probably sounds crazy, but there are more than two parties in our political system. So instead of being an asshole and backing these guys, do what I do. Back the Communist Party. Cuz honestly, supporting a major party is so 1984...its a brave new world people, and its not all black and white. It's also red.
That was a communist joke, by the way. |
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| Did you know...? |
[Oct. 11th, 2004|04:53 pm] |
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| |  psychotic | ] |
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| | Sugarcult - Memory | ] |
-Penguins are the 8th most aggressive animal in the world?
-Penguins have serrated edges along the inside of their beaks, to facilitate a sharper bite?
-Pengiuns are thought to be descended from alliosaurus, a smaller cousin to the veloceraptor from the Jurassic Park movies?
Seriously, penguins are not the kindhearted animals they appear to be in the movies. Here, a penguin spreads its massive wings and prepares to swoop down on its helpless prey:
Penguins are ruthless, and other penguins are not spared their wrath. Often, a fight will break out for food, resulting in several deaths:
Here, the lone victor emerges, bloodied yet triumphant:
Finally, competition among penguins provides the assurance that only the strongest genes are passed on. Penguin females are known to be extremely picky, allowing males to mate with them only if they manage to bring back the head of a baby penguin:
Penguins have been linked to the dwindling sea lion numbers in the antarctic, and it's been theorized that the antarctic was inhabited by a wide range of creatures that have been since wiped out by the aggressive penguins.
Once again, penguin sex:
Seriously though, I've spent about 30 minutes searching the internet for pictures of dead penguins, and penguins fornicating. Thats the last time i spend the day doing college-related stuff, I wind up completely losing it. Somebody help me. |
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| I'm being absolutely serious |
[Oct. 6th, 2004|05:55 pm] |
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| | that kid whos always honking | ] |
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| | the late bus horn needs to be stabbed in the face. | ] |
If you're a white girl, don't take the late bus home, okay? Seriously. I'll DRIVE you people home. I'm not talking about the wiggers, I'm talking about the sweet, poor, just-moved-from-Iowa farmgirl who gets on the late bus out of necessity.
If you know some poor white girl who takes the late bus, tell them--say, "you know, I've got this senior friend with a car who'll drive you home. No, he's not a sexual predator. He can give you a ride." Cuz i will. Honest to god.
I'm tired of seeing these poor naive kids get on the late bus. It's late bus is the psychological equivalent of rape--I know, I've been on it. C'mon kids, Baker used to take the late bus, and look how she turned out.
Don't take the fucking late bus. |
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| mom, please don't read this |
[Oct. 4th, 2004|09:59 pm] |
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| |  don't touch that | ] |
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| | give it up for "Cheaters" | ] |
airen630: so her name is katie, eh?
airen630: are you guys on a first name basis?
airen630: do you have a small doll made entirely out of her hair that you sleep with?
Majas 244: dude...
Majas 244: no
Majas 244: i'm not at that stage yet
Majas 244: i just dream about her
Majas 244: and save certain playboys w/ centerfolds that look like her
Majas 244: c'mon
Majas 244: get w/ it
Neither one of us are kidding. |
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